‘ROCK CHICKS LIVE’, Act II: DoctorPrincess LadyScoutington meets the Rock Chicks…

Friday, December 10th, 2010/Gershwin Hotel/NYC: In our last episode, DoctorPrincess LadyScoutington disappeared—however, as if things weren’t crazy enough—all of sudden, one by one—like puff the magic dragon or sumthin’—the Rock Chicks appeared…Universal Music’s Alexis Foxe, Opera’s Katherine Cardin, Rebel Rose’s AJ Jansen, Vh1’s Wendy Ip, and 95.5 WPLJ’s Lani Ford-–Amazin’!…Rock Chicks are all here…just like that, yo—But no Doctor! As myself and the tech crew were prepping the mics—I happened to lift my head up—and I saw Lady Scoutington again! Yo, she was walking with this tight-fitted black dress—that wrapped around her every curve and symmetry of her body. It was crazy, yo! As she walked her hips swayed from side to side and her boobs had a real nice bounce to them—you know, YO!—this is Frankie Russo! I get that all with one take, my jizzes! And I watched…as she walked over to each Rock Chick, IT WAS MINDBOGGLING…to say the least, my bros! There was like an energy or a lightbeam or something, yo!…emanating from her—It was kinda freaky, FOR REAL!…You know what I mean…so remember, she’s got a PHD in cuddling—so what do you think she did with each Rock Chick? She cuddled’em, Yo! It was like after each cuddle—these Rock Chicks metamorphized—they were like under her spell—its hard to describe—I just felt it! IT WAS REAL, Yo! I’m not going crazy—believe me! Yo—you know me…I’m a kept-it-real kinda guy, yo! So there…you have it, my jizzes…the question still remains…Does the Dastardly Lady Scoutington have a spell on these Rock Chicks or is this just a figment of my imagination? Stay tuned!

AJ Jansen

Alexi Foxe & Katherine Cardin

Wendy Ip

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